Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Cold Iiside, Cold outside...Global Warming? This place is a fucking freezer...

NP: The Blues Mary - Brian Fallon

Fuck ISUs. Fuck family illness. Fuck some unnamed assholes. Fuck 2008. Fuck stuff I don't want to talk about publicly. Fuck coming up with a title for Sears (this is not nearly as dramatic as the last three but tough nontheless)(I guess, in a way it's MORE dramatic too but...). Fuck salmonella (ok, salmonella isn't ACTUALLY a part of my life right now, but it's still not good). Fuck battle of the bands not really seeming to work out right now. Fuck being tired. Fuck sloshy streets and swimming back and forth from school. Fuck fighting. Fuck ISUs. Fuck life.

But, yuh know, other than that life's good. It's times like this that I remember there's some kid in Africa, with flies eating him alive when there's barely anything to eat, who would probably be an asshole to me too if he got the chance to meet me. And that frustrates me even more. And so just when I'm calming down, I remember the kid and get all worked up again. AGH!

Life is just such a vagina.

Is it possible to act like an asshole without coming off as an asshole? If so, let me know.

I need a new life philosophy.

Oh, and fuck the Leafs trading for Brad May. Agh! LEARN!

G'night Y'all!

1 comment:

Nate said...

i guess it's my fault that battle of the bands not really working?

i love how you said fuck ISU's 2 times. that made me giggle

and you should sneak over to africa to beat up that asshole kid.

btw to do that asshole thing just do what i do: make them all think you're joking.