Like...man...did you ever think that maybe we're all just part of...like...one particle on someone elses hand?

Ok, so I read/heard a funny "and that's how the fight started" joke today. Here's how it went:

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'...and that's how the fight started.....

I'm not sure if it's actually funny or if I'm just "soooo stressed".

Yeah, life sucks. I'm stressed and miserable. *cut* There are so many things to hate right now. First of all, everyone's retarded. I could go on and explain this one a bit more but it might take forever. Everyone's selfish, jealous and inconsiderate.

Our Prime Minister is fucking evil. Today he's trying to...well I'd say he's trying to become the fucking dictator of our true north strong and free country. Yeah, just bankrupt all the political parties but your own so no one can challenge you on everything. BAM! Suddenly everyone's paying for health care, we're off to fight some random war, you get hanged for smoking marijuana, homeless people are burned alive, women who want an abortion get another baby stuffed up just for even daring to ask, gay people are sent to space and released on the moon to have their blood pressure explode and their eyes pop out of their heads and...you get the picture.

Sad thing is, I'm not even sure if I'm exaggerating. Scary stuff (See earlier entry "Fuck").

Alright, let's sort of change topics.

You can't NOT be yourself. Ok? That's impossible. Suppose we play along. What does it mean to not be yourself? To be fake I suppose? Well guess what. If you're fake that says something about the real you. It's a part of who you are. Thus, it's IMPOSSIBLE to not be yourself. Next time you hear Dora the Explorer or someone telling kids to be themselves, kick them in the groin. Twice for the girls. It's only fair.

Yeah, alright. Tomorrow's entry will be happier.

G'night Y'all!