I'm tired. Not physically. Mentally. Ugh. Today sucked. The day before the sucked. The day before that sucked. Etc.
I'm never drinking two cups of coffee again either. If I weren't frustrated enough, I've finally learned my lesson. Too much coffee makes me feel anxious and uneasy.
Dogs suck. Ok? They just do. I don't care what you say. They are awful and overrated. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. *Bark*. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And they jump at you. And they get all "OMG!"ish around you if they don't know you. And they're stupid but everyone treats them like they're so smart. I mean, some are. You know, the ones that sniff out illegal drugs and rescue people in avalanches. Those ones are pretty sweet, I'll admit it. But your dog that shakes your hand or plays fetch. That's not cool. That dog is just demoralizing itself for either:
a) A treat.
b) Anything that resembles fun because its life sucks.
Now, I have four cats. Perhaps that makes me dumber than a dog. I mean, cats are WITHOUT A FUCKING DOUBT, in general, better than dogs but four? That's ridiculously dumb.
However, it's better than having a stupid dog. Cats don't learn tricks because they're smart enough to ask themselves, "why should I". That's pretty intelligent if you ask me.
At the same time, my cats will play fetch but if we play fetch it's when they want to play, if they want to play. And there's a certain amount of "meet me half way" attitude that the cat has when playing. Part of that is definitely laziness but it's also intelligent (intelligent in the same way people are intelligent so take from that what you will).
There are days when I wake up and think "fuck off cat". So I'm not trying to make it sound like we should all start worshiping cats. In fact, I have this one cat that's a total bitch. I'm so tempted to take it to the vet and "pretend" I don't know what putting an animal to sleep means. Ah, I can't do that.
Still, there isn't a single day where I'm not happy that my cats will go poop all by themselves.
Awful rant. I give myself a 2/10. That was so forced.
G'night Y'all!
P.S. Would a drug-sniffing dog not be a heroine addicts best investment ever?
looks like pandas still like headphones.
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yeah, cats are supposed to be smarter, which is why they're so awesome. they get the fact that they don't actually have to do shit, cause you own them, and thus take care of them.
i think you're right too, a heroin sniffing dog would be good for druggies. of course the dogs would probably be going crazy all the time cause the druggie would have heroin.
btw in response to your question: no, i didn't make those lyrics, they're from a song called "what you thought hops" by Typical Cats. if you want to hear it look up "fuck jews" on youtube. some dumbass called it that cause in the song it says "fuck choosing a word" (like in my previous blog entry) and they thought it was "fuck jews" anyways yeah. OH and yeah we could chill in winter, i'm at my cousin's for however long i want, but i have loads of people to chill with cause i'm popular, so i won't be there forever. end of words
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