No, I didn't expect that at all. Hmph.

NP: Plane Vs Tank Vs Submarine - Tigers Jaw

You know that smell of stale, cheap knock-off playdo? Yeah. There's no rant here. I just wanted to ask you. It's a shitty smell. I smelled it today. I hate it.

Alright, let's cut to the chase.

The Menstrual cycle. Ew. Yes? Yes. Ew.

No, I don't actually have a rant prepared for that either. I'm sure I could but...I dunno...just wanted to say that...

Alright, so you know what pisses me off? People that do the most fucking retarded shit. This rant, by the way, is inspired by a story I saw on the news tonight. Some kid was street racing at something like 250 KM per hour. 250 KM an hour! That's insane! So, guess what. He's dead. Yeah, no shit right?And good riddance. That is absolutely suicidal and stupid.

No, I mean...that is REALLY retarded. When you speed down an ordinary street at 250 frickin' KM an hour you ARE going to die.

When you have sex without a condom, you have most likely fucked more than just that dirty tramp. You have also fucked yourself. And it would have been a lot expensive and life ruining had you just fucked yourself the safe way and masturbated. Like, what's the thinking there? Is it something like "Oh man, I don't have a condom. Whatever, we'll just do it without one. Pregnancy from sex is rare, right?". The scary thing is, it must be something close to that... And no, I don't care how drunk you are.

When you jump out of a plane, parachute or not, you deserve to die. Go look up bad accidents with parachute jumping on youtube. I haven't actually done this myself but I imagine there are a lot of videos there. If i had a cow for every time I've seen one on TV, I'd be able to start a really big farm.

When you kill someone, you're probably gonna go to jail and regret it. How many times do murderers actually get away with it anymore? And how many murderers, 15 years later when they're sitting in jail, go "yeah, it was worth it"?

When you forget to flush for too long, you WILL clog the toilet. This is less extreme but important nonetheless.

G'night Y'all!