This time it's personal

Bah, I didn't forget last night either. I even wrote half an entry but I got turfed off the computer.

Ugh. I have nothing to write about now too. Really. Nothing. The entry I was writing had something to do with a stupid headline that popped up in my face about one of the cast members from the Twilight movie trying to steal one of the Jonas brothers' girlfriends. I think that says more about my state than my annoyance with stupid shit that isn't news.

Lately I've had a list of man crushes and a list of sexy women that aren't sexy. Heh, I swear I AM hetero.

Hmmmm. This feels like an awkward conversation with...myself. You're supposed to come up with an idea before you start blogging, aren't you? Ok, I'll start trying to come up with ideas before my next one. I'll do another one tonight too to make up for all the missed entries.

But this one might not be so great.

Oh, so check out P.O.S. He's amazing. And that's coming from a guy who pretty much only listens to punk. Yeah, P.O.S. has some punk influence and background but still, I deserve points for listening to rap. His other stuff, Doomtree and Building Better Bombs aren't bad either. I specifically reccommend the songs "P.O.S. is ruining my life", "Kidney Thief", and Doomtree's "Drumsticks".

The song Kidney Thief is pretty cool. The beat, and some of the lyrics and song, are taken from the song "Out of Reach" by Baxter. Baxter was the dude from Rise Against's high school hardcore punk band. The drummer for The Lawrence Arms also drummed for Baxter. Anyways, it's pretty cool to hear a rap artist use a sample and do a bit of a cover of the song.

You can probably find all those songs on youtube if you're actually interested.

I wish we didn't have to go to the washroom. Instead of pissing and shitting I wish we could just fart more and release it all as gas. We would no longer have to waste time at the toilet. Would more farting mean more bad smell? No, because our underwear would include filters. You would be able to choose between different smells such as vanilla, strawberry delight and sunshine.

G'night Y'all!