NP: Drumroll (We're All Thirsty)
Phelps is a person
Ladies and gentleman. This is what's wrong with the world. That's it. Just that and a few other things. People are absolutely retarded. I mean, completely stupid.
1. If there wasn't enough proof to say a lil' weekend MJ isn't that bad before, well there is now. The man has, count it, 14 gold medals. That's more than anyone. Ever. This guy should be the posterchild for marijuana. He clearly can breathe and compete athletically. He clearly has ambition.
2. He apologizes. Like, dude... you won 14 medals and brought your country a lot of pride. You have nothing to apologize for. Just because some people, for some unexplainable reason, dislike a recreational drug that's less dangerous than alcohol you're going to apologize? No man. Taking a few hits isn't wrong. Apologizing for your image is selling out and THAT is wrong.
Ugh. Whatever. Like, honestly who cares if marijuana is legal right? I don't think most of us actually give a shit. People who are really into weed shouldn't either. You get it cheaper as long as it's illegal right? I guess I only care 'cause the government could tax it and use the money to take care of homeless people or something. Anyways, whatever.
Before we go on:
Drumroll - P.O.S.
He just came out with a new album. From what I've heard so far it's great. Woohoo!
I could talk about life seeming to be going well (let's see how long that lasts). I could talk about my new classes. I could talk about my favourite colour (not for very long but). I don't want to talk about me though. What I want to talk about is old people. Fuck them, eh?
You know what's really weird? When you walk down the sidewalk and you pass an old person. And the old person turns sideways, stops and waits for you to pass. I have no idea what this means. Sometimes they smile while they do it and other times they frown. WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS?!
Also, and I know this has been beaten to death but I'm going to repeat it just as a way of underlining how irritating this is, it really sucks when old ladies have to go through their coin purse for 5 min. at the counter. Like, my god lady...there are people behind you. And if you don't stop we're going to be as old as you are now by the time you finish and you'll be dead. And at that point we'll never get ahead of you in line. You're effectively killing everyone who gets in line behind you.
They also smell funny.
But we love em'.
G'night Y'all!
looks like pandas still like headphones.
15 years ago
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lmao mikey, you forgot to mention how old people(not all but a lot) look at teenagers with fear in their eyes as if we look scary and want to mug them. Some lady was afraid to let me into my own building once. Maybe it was my leather jacket, lead pipe and bandanna that made her think i was threatening her life by entering her building. sigh.
if you like POS you'd probably like flobots. i dunno if you've heared them before, but they're pretty good, and they're like a ska/rap thing.
old people like janet are the only people who frown at me.
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