The Square of Life

NP: There's a Metal Head In the Parking Lot - Slapstick

Today`s entry brought t' ye in seafarin' hearty talk:

Arrr, I be somewhat obligated t' review last high tide'`s plays. So I will. Th' first one seemed pretty good. Swabbies seemed t' be really enjoyin' 't an' 't be pretty nice t' be seein'. Sure, most swabbies be jus' happy t' be in class but I be glad that thar be a fair amount o' swabbies who had fun. After th' show we got excused from class an' that began what`s sort o' like a 6 tide weekend. We also reviewed a bunch o' things we wanted t' do differently. Cool.

So we be all pumped fer th' second show. An' 't began. An' 't felt like a cemetery. I had been worried that too many swabbies would be havin' already seen 't in th' mornin'. That`s definitely what happened an' th' atmosphere be terrible. Th' first show we made some mistakes. Thar be less mistakes in th' second show. Ye can tell when somethings bad on accoun' o' o' th' performers an' when 'tis bad on accoun' o' o' th' audience. Generally I like t' be pretty hard on myself bu th' audience be beyond retarded. That`s alstarboard tho. Toosdee`s performance be a mature crowd.

Thar be some funny things. That one dude who thought he be clerewas funny. I`ll tell ye why. Durin' our practice run between shows Thad, Miss Duffy an' I be yellin' insults at th' crowd t' try t' throw them off an' get prepared. We war tryin' t' be filthy and yell ob'iously lily-livered insults. And the crowd said the exact thin's we
said when we war tryin' t' be scurvy . That either makes them Reeeeally daft or us super smart. Maybe a mix o' both? Whatere. I dasn't want t' talk about th' audience too much `cause they be jus' predictable an' th' only reason 't bothered me be that I be sorta hopin' th' insults swabbies yelled would ben more clever.

But 't be a pretty good tide thar. Th' only other thin' be that "Bitch" be a bitch. This be sort o' similar t' me last paragraph in a way. "Bitch" be purposely tryin' t' be a bitch. That dasn't really bother me. I can take that. But again, I expect more. "Bitch" did things that swabbies do when they's 10. Pretty lame stuff.

This entry be a lil` different. Generally I talk about me less (or in a less direct way) or I like t' think so anyways. Sorry about that.

By th' horkin' way! BY TH' HORKING WAY! I found th' hat. I found a scallywaggin' hat. I dasn't e'en know that 'tis all that great. But I be so happy I found 't.

Eh, that be pretty direct again. Sorry. again.

Dollhouse wasn`t that great. 't got good in th' last 15 minutes but...I think FOX horked wi' th' episode. 't`ll get better. In Joss we trust.

G'night Y'all, argh!