NP: I Am You - Off With Their Heads
Fuck shoe shopping! Agh! Hell! Agh! So god damn frustrating!
Those buttons at crosswalks. They do nothing. Nothing. You think about it. When you press one, nothing happens immediately. And if something does, it's a coincidence and would have happened that fast regardless of whether you pressed the button or not. If the buttons did work, it would throw off the entire grid. We all know that lights are timed to change at very specific points in the day. So how would it make any sense at all for them to work?
So don't press them, ok? And tell everyone you know. Don't give in. Boycott the buttons. Somewhere is the person who designed those buttons and he's laughing at all of you fools you still press the button. There probably isn't even a wire attached to the other side.
God. If you're listening that is...I want a place to jam. Like, sooooo badly. Like, soooooooooooo badly. You have no idea God. Sooooo badly. Thanks.
Alright, tonight's entry is short. I'll try to make it longer tomorrow.
G'night Y'all!
looks like pandas still like headphones.
15 years ago
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haha i ALWAYS press the button, but its not because i think it will work, its because i like pressing buttons:P
yesterday the countdown had already started and i still continuously pressed it until it got to 0. BUTTON PUSHING IS FUN! they were put there for my amusement.
but they DO do something! (lol doo doo...)near my aunt and uncle's house there's an intersection where the walk signal shows up every time you press the button. also, think about the fact that there are about 4 per intersection. and there's about 1,000,000,000 intersections in the world. that means the the government had to pay for each and every button. now do you really think that the government would pay for useless buttons instead of using the money for something for themselves?
i lol'd when you said that you would make a longer entry. you always say that, and then you make another short one.
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