Tuesday, February 10, 2009

You say it's not a big deal. It is. Actually, it's kinda a REALLY HUGE DEAL! YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

NP: Time Bomb - Rancid

The bathroom at school is so unmanly. So feminine. 9 out of every 10 times I walk in either one, there's at least 1 person at the mirror. Mirros in general are unmanly. Fixing your hair in a public washroom (especially at school) is VERY unmanly. And stupid.

The funny thing is, you can find all types of people doing it. Nerds, gangster kids, very foreign kids, asians (pfft...they all look the same anyways. Why even bother fixing stuff in the mirror? I joke! I don't actually mean that), etc. etc. etc.

It's frustrating because they just take up room in what's already a small washroom. You just want to wash your hands but NO. They have to take up room looking at themselves. Oh, great God, you still have some kinks to work out with this world.

Ok, so there's this other blog I read. I don't know if I've mentioned it before. It's Brendan Kelly's blog. He's the bassist and singer for The Lawrence Arms, The Falcon and The Broadways. He also sang in Slapstick. Anyways, he's 10 times the blogger you or I could ever hope to be.

So on his blog, he responds to advice-seeking comments (If I feed off 2 comments per entry, this guy feasts). Because he's marginally famous and talented, he gets a lot of readers and a lot of interesting requests for advice. For example, a couple weeks ago someone asked him what he should do to break up his crush's marriage. BK basically got to call the guy an asshole. Did I mention that the guy said his crush and her husband had a kid too?! This dude wanted to break up a family because he thought this girl had shown slight signs years ago that they might like each other. That sounds pretty great and still, I'm not doing the story justice. Reading that blog has become a religious activity for me now.

Point is, I want to answer crazy advice. If I open up that offer, I'll only get 2 advice-seeking questions. That's pretty sad.

However, it's better than no advice-seeking questions. So ask away kids.

G'night Y'all!

2 comments:

Ashley said...

HAHA! kinks.

hmm... advice....

:S

ok ive got one!

what would you do if you were in my shoes?

Nate said...

pfft i've got a better one

what would you do if ashley didn't OWN shoes?